methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

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glowcloud:

You: *says something rude*
Me: *is sweet, beautiful, and taking care of animals*

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iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

ladypaceofmirkwood:

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this man is a gift and we must cherish him

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no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

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